That’ll give you a heart attack
The bullet didn’t kill him; he died of a heart attack just
before the San Benito County Deputy Sheriff shot the unarmed
citizen. I’m sold! I know if I was unarmed and a deputy sheriff
came up to me with gun in hand and I could see him beginning to
pull the trigger I might have a heart attack. Case closed! But wait
a minute. I wonder if that legal B.S. would have worked if the
citizen had shot the deputy. You don’t think so? Me neither.
That’ll give you a heart attack
The bullet didn’t kill him; he died of a heart attack just before the San Benito County Deputy Sheriff shot the unarmed citizen. I’m sold! I know if I was unarmed and a deputy sheriff came up to me with gun in hand and I could see him beginning to pull the trigger I might have a heart attack. Case closed! But wait a minute. I wonder if that legal B.S. would have worked if the citizen had shot the deputy. You don’t think so? Me neither.
But you all just keep on thinking that we are all equal under the law. Another case in point. Do you think that if Cardinal Roger Mahony and his perverts of priests were not in the clergy they would get off with just a fine and not serve prison time for their disgusting sex acts or knowledge of sex acts with children? You don’t? Me neither.
I have never seen a Howard Potter movie. I don’t ever intend to see a Harvey Porter film and like that great Disco anthem “I Will Survive,” I will survive never seeing a Harold Pothead film especially when in the smallest auditorium of every cinema complex they are showing Werner Herzog’s “Rescue Dawn” or some other film that doesn’t rely on special effects but a story for mature audiences who still love to think while being entertained. I was very lucky to hear Werner Herzog speak at Roger Ebert’s historic Walk of Fame star ceremony. Ebert is the only film critic to receive a star. Did I ever tell you about the time Roger Ebert knocked me on my arse? You’ll have to wait until next week. Two cheeks up! Aye chee waa waa!
Do you miss disco as much as I do? Every Saturday Night I get the fever and put on my John Revolting disco pants and disco shirt where I almost religiously unbutton the top five buttons, put on my Sammy Davis gold chains and I’m off to the clubs on Sunset Boulevard. Still score with as many of the ladies as I did in the 1970s when I wore the exact same outfit. Hello? Rubber doll company? Aye chee waa waa.
Speaking of John Revolting, he is in the new “Hairspray” and I can’t wait to see it as John Water’s non-musical movie released in 1988 is one of my guilty pleasures as are all John Water’s films from “Pink Flamingos” to “Cry Baby.” When they made a broadway musical out of “Hairspray” I thought for sure they would razzle dazzle the simplicity and charm from it. They didn’t. It is one of my favorite broadway musicals ever and just plain dumb fun.
The most racist page in any United States newspaper has to be Hollister’s Fifty Cent Lance Most Wanted section. But good luck in getting that notorious most wanted guy who they have listed as his last known address 2368 North Main in Hollister? Take a drive out there sometime while you whistle the tune to the “Twilight Zone”.
Glad to see Kristina’s Mexican Restaurant is still doing great business with the best lunch bargain this side of Mexico City. I used to love their lunch specials as the money I saved on food I used toward their pitchers of beer. My only problem was that I didn’t want to go back to my store and now you know why Bob’s Video For The Price of A Politician went out of business – and I haven’t worked in six years. Thank you Kristina’s.
Jim Mitchell of the infamous Mitchell Brothers Adult Theater chain just died. I was lucky as I got a lot of business from their sex stars when I had my video store in San Francisco. Despite a lot of video stores in the area I was the only store in San Francisco that advertised no phony membership fees or credit cards needed. Some of their biggest sex stars were my customers as were a lot of “undesirables” like streetwalkers in the area. Honestly folks, the sex stars and street walkers never tried to screw me out of money or tapes as much as the suit and tie church going folks in that area. Dianne Feinstein was a supervisor who could never get elected mayor and needed publicity so she always tried to get the Mitchell Brothers flagship theater closed. So one week the brothers put up a marquee with her phone number on it under the claim “For A Good Time Call.”
Charles Lane, the actor, died. He played in over 160 films in the 1930s alone. He usually played the grouch in everything from film classics like “It’s A Wonderful Life” where he played the rent collector to Foster Phinney in the Beverly Hillbillies. He just recently quit acting. He died at 102. Long live the grouches of the world!
Thought while not shaving. Love people who bitch about the price of a gallon of gas while drinking bottled water. Break down the cost of most bottled water into gallons and it is higher than gas. Hell with gas prices, down with bottled water prices. Better yet, drink tequila. Aye chee waa waa.
