Dressing
like Britney
Shocking! You found out after this week’s MTV Award Show that
Britney Spears has no talent except dressing worse than a Hollywood
whore. And you let your daughters dress just like her. And then you
wonder why. Aye chee waa waa!
Dressing
like Britney
Shocking! You found out after this week’s MTV Award Show that Britney Spears has no talent except dressing worse than a Hollywood whore. And you let your daughters dress just like her. And then you wonder why. Aye chee waa waa!
Obama La Bamba has Okra Winfrey’s blessing but even more important, her money and her friends’ big time Hollywood money. The question for blacks shouldn’t be if Obama La Bamba is black enough but is he green enough. Okra is making sure he has enough of the green. Luck of the Irish.
Speaking of La Bamba everyone that I have told to see “Zoot Suit,” the best play ever written, has called to thank me. Don’t thank me, thank Luiz Valdez. My sister-in-law and Hollister tamale queen Liz gives it five hot tamales.
Mary Encinias, the greatest teacher ever, was spotted at “Zoot Suit” but that’s no surprise to me as Mary is always where there is a good time. I really think, though, that a good time is wherever Mary Encinias is and that is why I have always called her good time Mary. Aye chee waa waa!
Things I love about the Pinnacle Newspaper number 69. I like that when journalists such as Patrick O’Donnell write a local story, they do it with some sort of knowledge of the community. While writers new to Hollister believe everything Mr. and Mrs. King and Queen of Bamboozle say, the life-long resident O’Donnell just smiles and reports the facts. Patrick O’Donnell cannot be bamboozled. The big bucks, fast cars and women the Pinnacle promised the day they hired you are on the way, Patrick.
The new version of “3:10 to Yuma” will do for westerns what Kevin Costner’s 2003 “Open Range” should have accomplished…bring back the western. I was right that the new Russell Crowe version of the 1957 Glenn Ford classic is nothing and I mean nothing like the original. So why buy the rights and the name when it could have just as well be named “Tres Pinos, better than two” with no one ever seeing a connection with the first. We normally would have seen this at the Cinerama Dome, but it also opened at the 80-year-old Vista Theatre in the Los Feliz district, where Hollywood Boulevard and Sunset Boulevard kiss. And we saved $14 in the process but none of the great theater experience as the Vista is one of those grand, old single screen theaters where inner beauty adds so much to the on-screen presentation. The Vista has removed every other row of seats for the ultimate in leg room. Next week I will tell you about the Vista and a Hollister connection. An actress who lived in Hollister about 10 years ago has her name in cement in front of the theater, as one of her films was the first ever shown at the Vista. She used to shop downtown Hollister and loved the classic selection at Bob’s Video for the Price of a Politician. No it’s not former Hollister resident and multi-Oscar winner Teresa Wright. This actress was the original Million Dollar Baby!
Love the president of Mexico declaring that the Mexican border does not stop at Mexico. Thanks El Jefe for wanting to export Mexico’s number one commodity to the United States – poverty.
Senor Presidente, it is called responsibility…take care of your own and you won’t have to worry about how we take care of them. Que? I’ll bet he stole that line from Hitler. Germany’s border does not stop at Germany. Aye chee waa waa with a strong Wagnerian accent.
I love naked men but have to question the guy who thought if he robbed a convenience store naked it would distract the clerk. But the clerk described him to the police. He was naked so he couldn’t hide a gun, but he was charged with assault with a dead weapon. Aye chee waa waa.
Last week First Lady Laura Bush went into the hospital for an operation to take care of her pain in the neck. I don’t think it will help until she gets rid of the cause. I believe it’s the same thing that’s giving the rest of us a pain in the culo.
