Queen for a day or SJB manager of the month
Obama’s Favorite song? Ding dong the witch is dead. Ding dong
the wicked witch is dead. I don’t think so.
Loved those headlines in both Hollister papers screaming the San
Juan Bautista city manager is fired. The Hollister papers, like
every newspaper in the United States, are in a money crunch, so I
suggest they save the story because in a few months they can use it
again with nothing more than changing the name of the newest
– or latest – city manager. Looking for job security? San Juan
Bautista city manager or terrorist with strap-on bombs. Aye chee
waa waa.
Queen for a day or SJB manager of the month
Obama’s Favorite song? Ding dong the witch is dead. Ding dong the wicked witch is dead. I don’t think so.
Loved those headlines in both Hollister papers screaming the San Juan Bautista city manager is fired. The Hollister papers, like every newspaper in the United States, are in a money crunch, so I suggest they save the story because in a few months they can use it again with nothing more than changing the name of the newest – or latest – city manager. Looking for job security? San Juan Bautista city manager or terrorist with strap-on bombs. Aye chee waa waa.
But I did love San Juan Bautista’s Bob Paradice saying “the inmates are running the asylum.” Bob said that like it was a bad thing.
Wonder why a few in San Juan Bautista do not exactly love their county Sheriff Curtis Hill? When they closed down the sheriff’s substation in San Juan Bautista Hill is quoted as saying “you can only come to the county so much. If you want something you have to pay for it.” When Sheriff Hill retires does he still plan on opening up a chain of charm schools? Aye chee waa waa.
Loved this quote in the Hollister Fifty Cent Lance: “Owens mother, meanwhile, told the Free Lance she blames the murder 100 percent on embattled San Benito High School food service attendant Nancy Polizzi.” Come on now, I hear the food is pretty bad at Hollister High but murder? Soylent Green is people. Aye chee waa waa.
I am the luckiest father in the world and parts of France. My son David is the most wonderful man and had the good sense to take after Nancy. I also have to thank Pete Seeger the singer for making David a font of love and peace. When Nancy was pregnant with David on Mothers Day 37 years ago we went to a Pete Seeger concert at the old Fillmore in San Francisco where David heard every great peace folk song ever written. The first record I ever held in my hand and played on an old Victrola was Pete Seeger’s “Tzena, Tzena, Tzena.” From that moment my life was transformed. If you want to know more about this man of peace who to me is greater than the overrated Gandhi (name one song Gandhi had on the top 10) try and catch “Pete Seeger: The Power of Song” on PBS.
Hooray to government workers, especially elected officials like your County Clerk Joe Paul Gonzalez. His election night printout is the first government handout that was truly informative and more important, easy to understand with its many breakdowns of the election results. I think Joe Paul’s beautiful wife Erma may have had a hand with his handiwork as she has always been his not-so-secret weapon. And did I mention she was sexy too?
Mr. Venzykulu, Mr. Venzykulu! Oh no, it’s the little old blue-haired lady on the phone. “Mr. Venzykulu, how come you’re always making fun of the Free Lance with your 50 Cent Lance but I haven’t heard a word from you about the 75-cent Pinnacle?” Well the reason you haven’t heard a word is because you’re the first one to tell me. Believe me I will use all my crack investigative power to get to the inside of the bowels of the Pinnacle and find out more about the 75-cent Pinnacle. Aye chee waa waa. More next week as I clarify just what the little old blue-haired lady is talking about. But just remember that sometimes she uses a bit too much dye. Aye chee waa waa. Soylent Blue is people.
The Sports Illustrated cover jinx continues as outfielder Kosuke Fukudome says his picture on the cover will not affect his playing. I think growing up with a name like Kosuke Fukudome has hardened him. Imagine being called Kosuke all your life. Aye chee waa waa.
