There’s a sheriff in my bed
Why they don’t call Hollister the city of brotherly love, reason
No. 69: two Hollister brothers get in an argument and one pepper
sprays the other. Then his brother whips out a gun and shoots his
brother. Hope I’m invited to their Thanksgiving family dinner.
Could you please pass the pepper?
There’s a sheriff in my bed
Why they don’t call Hollister the city of brotherly love, reason No. 69: two Hollister brothers get in an argument and one pepper sprays the other. Then his brother whips out a gun and shoots his brother. Hope I’m invited to their Thanksgiving family dinner. Could you please pass the pepper?
Strange bedfellows make politics. Love that ad picturing San Benito County District Attorney Candace Hooper and San Benito County Sheriff Curtis Hill flanking their candidate, Deputy Sheriff Roy Iler. The most powerful elected prosecutor in the county teaming with the most powerful law enforcement officer in the county in hopes of even more power. Aye chee waa waa.
Hooray to Hollister’s Taco Bell and their weekly ad in the Pinnacle featuring local athletes of the week and a great coupon money saver. I especially loved the Oct. 3 edition winner, Justine Hunter the Hollister High volleyball star. I will tell you her secret if you promise not to show this to other high schools: Justine’s smile blinds the other team. What a great smile. If next week the other high school wears sunglasses I’ll know I can’t trust you with a secret any more. Aye chee waa waa.
Speaking of secrets, is yet another affair going to make someone a one-term wonder? I wonder.
I’m sorry but why do people want to vote early? No chance that some last-minute revelation could make them change their minds? True story: our polling place is at the Hollywood Gay and Lesbian Center where nobody votes the straight ticket.
Last week’s quick quiz was why Buddy Holly’s “That’ll Be the Day” was influenced by John Wayne. In one of Holly’s favorite movies the classic “The Searchers,” every time someone wanted to change John Wayne’s mind he would say “that’ll be the day.”
This week’s quick quiz is a toughie. Early in John Wayne’s career he played in a series of Westerns where he sang. What was his character’s name?
A couple weeks ago I mentioned that I loved country music before Congress merged it with western. My favorite country song this time of year is “Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life.”
You think you’re just sick and tired of fighting the thought of gay weddings, so what the hell? There are more ramifications to voting yes than just giving same sex couples legal rights they already have. Read the arguments carefully as Pandora’s box was less a plague on the world. It’s one thing to think you’re being a do-gooder when the end result is a do-badder. Aye chee waa waa.
Nicole Kidman says her swim recently in Australia’s fertility waters is probably why she unexpectedly got pregnant. My theory is that the cause was probably her husband coming home one night drunk and horny.
Movie business is down? Not in Hollywood as on Tuesday night all 15 screens of the Cinerama Dome complex were sold out. Each screen was showing old movies so why were they all sold out? Well, each had a special guest for q and a. Steve Martin, Jodie Foster, Dustin Hoffman, Jim Carrey, Sean Connery, Denzel Washington, Shirley McLaine, Clint Eastwood and my man, Jack Nicholson. This is why I love living in Hollywood.
Attended the Walk of Fame star ceremony for one of my favorite actors, Academy Award winner Tim Robbins, whose significant other is the second sexiest woman in the world after my Nancy – Susan Sarandon. My favorite Tim Robbins film? “The Cradle Will Rock,” one of the great fun political films ever with just enough history to make one appreciate what a great country we live in no matter how the do-gooders try to destroy it. Everyone deserves to have a home, force banks to make sure they give loans to everyone whether they qualify or not. Who just bought the homes they couldn’t make payments on? Not just the do-gooders but some of us do-badders who were brought up to believe you break it, you pay for it.
Jack Black, one of my favorite actors, introduced Tim but Jack has that horrible disease, the Jerry Lewis disease. That is when actors always think they are always “on.” Please, Jack, don’t be a Jerry Lewis.
A Hollister woman says her neighbor cut down her lemon tree and called the police. That’s nothing. My neighbor wouldn’t even let me touch her begonias.
