How do ya get a fair trial in SBC?
I don’t like Paris Hilton, but when I was face to face with her
one evening on Hollywood Boulevard she was absolutely beautiful and
without a lot of makeup that make most women look like Omar The
Tent Maker In Drag! She was also totally charming. Of course the
judge is right to give her jail time but has the judge no
compassion for the inmates? But it really isn’t Paris Hilton’s
fault that the press and public have made a celebrity out of
someone without any apparent social redeeming value. Except, of
course, for her home made porno. I haven’t seen any of her other
movies or television shows but her porno deserves one big’er, one
big’er thumbs up. Yeah that’s it, a big thumbs up. I don’t think
they show porno in jail. What? She will be the porno. I’m shocked.
First, gambling at Rick’s and now lesbians in jail. Aye chee waa
waa!
How do ya get a fair trial in SBC?
I don’t like Paris Hilton, but when I was face to face with her one evening on Hollywood Boulevard she was absolutely beautiful and without a lot of makeup that make most women look like Omar The Tent Maker In Drag! She was also totally charming. Of course the judge is right to give her jail time but has the judge no compassion for the inmates? But it really isn’t Paris Hilton’s fault that the press and public have made a celebrity out of someone without any apparent social redeeming value. Except, of course, for her home made porno. I haven’t seen any of her other movies or television shows but her porno deserves one big’er, one big’er thumbs up. Yeah that’s it, a big thumbs up. I don’t think they show porno in jail. What? She will be the porno. I’m shocked. First, gambling at Rick’s and now lesbians in jail. Aye chee waa waa!
Speaking of porn, even if you watch the Disney channel you can’t escape it. Last week families watching the Disney channel were shocked, some pleasantly, some not so, when all of a sudden up pops some porn and I don’t mean the Disney version of Pop Goes the Weasel!
If you live long enough miracles happen. I finally found a reason to agree with Greg Zazueta. Oh sure in the past I have been mistaken for Greg because we are two spiffy dressers, but agree with his politics? Never! His letter to the editor asking Sheriff’s Deputies why they don’t deal with their own lawbreakers, as they do with those they don’t like, who don’t wear the uniform. The Sheriff’s department has indeed already acted like the judge and jury in their treatment of San Juan Bautista Councilman George Dias. Wouldn’t it be refreshing when a deputy breaks the law, as in recent years, that the head of the deputies union or such write the same type of scathing damnation as they did with Dias who certainly has to ask for a change of venue as the jury pool in San Benito County certainly has been polluted. Something stinks in San Benito County and I know it is not Greg Zazueta as I know what his cologne bill is. Aye chee waa waa!
Sadly San Benito County isn’t the only one where some law enforcement officers think they are Judge, jury and, in Los Angeles, also the executioner. MacCarthur Park is one of Nancy’s and my favorite parks because it is family friendly. The riot cops, despite their number and force, were too damn dumb to figure out a way to contain a couple dozen Rent-A-Mob so they ended up in the family park where grandpa was playing with the kids and mothers were unpacking baskets of food, while others were feeding the ducks and geese. Thankfully we have a great Chief who I am sure will discipline his men at even a higher standard than some street jerk off. Can the same be said for the head law enforcement officers in San Benito County? But Bob, he’s my sister’s cousin. But Bob we go to Elk’s and he always buy’s the beer. Damn it, that last one even convinced me. Beer? Justice?…Beer? Justice…That is why I’m not a cop.
In the past, I have written about mouthing “I Love You” to Zola Taylor, The Dish, of the Platters who I met in 1957 with Nancy by my side. I wasn’t shocked when Zola wrote “I Love You” on my program. Halle Berry played Zola in the movie “Why Do Fools Fall In Love?” the Frankie Lyman story. Having seen both Zola and Halle, both up close and personal, I have to say Zola was definitely the more beautiful and definitely the sexiest. Last week Zola, who was my age, went to Rock’n Roll heaven. They say she died of a broken heart. Sorry Zola, Nancy wanted me all to herself. Who can blame her? Oh, oh yes I’m the great pretender.
Tobey Maguire introduced the first showing of Spiderman III at Hollywood’s Historic Cinerama Dome with its giant 86-foot curved screen, 44 speakers and digital projection (no film to wear out). That venue was the highest grossing in the United States. We are lucky because it is located four blocks from us. Spidey took in $150 million in 3 days. The second film on the top ten, “Disturbia”, took in $5 million. Will they make a 4th? You do the math.
I believe in Spiderman, Ferlin, and Santa Claus except I’m still waiting for my pony. Like that is going to happen as long as the damned Society For The Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is still allowed to stay in business.
