Come one, come all to the greatest show of them all! Now
playing, the California Recall!
A spectacular production starring an absurd and wacky cast of
characters, brought to you by
Come one, come all to the greatest show of them all! Now playing, the California Recall!
A spectacular production starring an absurd and wacky cast of characters, brought to you by Major Media Markets, guaranteed to be a hit on opening day, Oct. 7.
Rated R, the California Recall is an action packed drama with the plot to recall Gov. Gray Davis. This new reality show is filled with good guys, bad guys and unknown heroes all vying for the lead role as the governor of California.
As the plot thickens, be prepared for madcap mudslinging, scandalous nude scenes and just plain, good old fashion Hollywood stunts.
This star-studded folly opens with a cast of characters arriving at the Los Angeles County Clerk’s Office on a smoggy Saturday afternoon to file their candidacy papers.
Among them Mary Carey, the porn star who was quoted as saying candidates don’t have to be career politicians to run for governor and they don’t need credentials.
And why not a porn star? Aren’t all career politicians considered “ladies of the night” anyway? At least having a porn star on the ballot will get my two sons interested in politics. At the very least, it will get their attention.
For many of the cast of characters, it was their first cameo appearance. Like Mike McCarthy, a used car dealer from San Luis Obispo. Maybe this guy can wheel and deal our debt away. A comedian is also on the ballot, but how will we know who it is?
Then we have Robert Newman II, a psychologist and farmer, on the ballot. God knows we are a touchy feely state with a need to get in touch with our inner-child and to eat well.
Right on cue, Arnold “the Terminator” Schwarzenegger arrived, stealing the show and sending a strong message to the special interest groups.
“I have my own money,” he said.
But will he give up his paycheck and pension if he has so much money?
Without the muscle of the special interests groups to attain political votes, does this mean legislators will have to arm-wrestle Arnold for a vote?
Davis has neither brains nor brawn. Let’s at least get one person in office willing to break a sweat.
A champion of children, a role model of fitness, the Terminator is a surefire solution to rid the state of excess fat. No more living off the backs of working people, Sacramento politicians will have to learn to
press their own weight.
The Terminator is facing many critics who claim he doesn’t have the credentials to be the governor. Exactly what kind of “credentials” do you need? Maybe we should ask financial screw-up Gray Davis.
Arnold may not be a politician, but why should that matter? Since when does being a politician qualify anyone to hold office?
Davis with his 20 years experience hasn’t paid off yet.
Maybe people believe in Arnold because he isn’t a career politician. Any Republican who can survive marrying into the Kennedy family must have some political savvy.
Still, I’m leaning toward David Laughing Horse Robinson, the tribal chairman. It would be a hoot if Laughing Horse got the last laugh.
The only thing left for me to do is rehearse my line.
“Goin’ to wash that Gray right out of my hair and send him on his way.”
Yes, ladies and gentleman, dare I say voters, the entire country is watching us with great anticipation for the premiere of the California Recall. So let’s put it to a vote and hope there isn’t a sequel.
