Now in 3-D it’s Bob
Can’t wait to see
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Batman
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at the Cinerama Dome with its deeply curved screen and the best
sound system of any theater tonight as it also gives me an
opportunity to wear my favorite super hero costume that I bought
when I lived in San Francisco. Wonder Woman! And as I get older I
really need the Wonder Bra.
Now in 3-D it’s Bob
Can’t wait to see “Batman” at the Cinerama Dome with its deeply curved screen and the best sound system of any theater tonight as it also gives me an opportunity to wear my favorite super hero costume that I bought when I lived in San Francisco. Wonder Woman! And as I get older I really need the Wonder Bra.
How long will the interim San Juan Bautista city manager last? The bets are on. Great credentials. In April he was fired by the Coalinga City Council. Fired from your last municipal position? Not to worry. San Juan Bautista will hire you. Aye chee waa waa.
Is Supervisor Jaime De La Cruz a blatant liar? Before the very recent election he said that huge development proposed for San Benito County situated near the Gilroy shopping malls in Santa Clara County would render Hollister a ghost town. I agree with what he said but I didn’t believe De La Cruz as Jaime has never seen a development he didn’t orgasm over. A few weeks after the election De La Cruz says, “I think it’s in the best interest of the community to continue on the project as planned.” Again is De La Cruz a liar? I feel bad because no matter how much I warn folks about certain politicians like Jaime they still vote for the big lie. I do my homework. Wish you guys would do the same and not just be swayed by multicolored slick brochures from De La Cruz, mostly paid for by his biggest contributors, the out-of-town developers. As Sister Mary DeSade told us every day at Sacred Heart, “do your homework or tomorrow I’ll whack you on the head with my clicker and may God bless you on your way home.”
Still laughing at the headline in the L.A. Times business section: “L.A. Times Building Underutilized, Up For Sale.” I bet I can tell the brass at the L.A. Times why the building is underutilized … you fired more than 1,000 editors, reporters and columnists. Could that have a little to do with why your building is underutilized? That makes as much sense as me wondering why my box of condoms is underutilized. Aye chee waa waa.
I used to get nasty letters when I didn’t use Reverend in front of Jesse Jackson’s name. I haven’t thought of him as a reverend since he was a pimp for Dr. Martin Luther King along with others. Or when he called a New York Jewish community Hymie Town, or when he had a daughter with his mistress … want me to continue? Then last week Jackson said he was going to cut Sen. Obama’s huevos rancheros off. Can you imagine if Billy Graham had done any of these things the uproar you would read in the liberal press? Aye chee waa waa.
Love those four police blotter items in the Hollister Fifty Cent Lance. They all have a common theme in the last sentence of each criminal report. Hollister police have no suspects. Another busy law enforcement week in Hollister.
As I write this the news on my Sears Silvertone radio is of yet another death of an innocent young couple walking holding hands across Hollywood Boulevard as a suspect in a police pursuit plows into them. Police pursuits kill more innocent people than they do the bad guys. Why do we let them continue the madness? The only way it will stop is if the governor’s kids or wife is killed by a cop pursuit. The rest of us really don’t count.
Glad that “Journey to the Center of the Earth” in the 3-D version did so well. When I was a teen I saw almost every film released in the short-lived 3-D craze. We were lucky in Hollister as the State Theater was part of a chain that brought in the best first-run movies with three different double features per week. The best of the old-style 3-D was “House of Wax” because it was well written , perfectly directed and one of the few 3-D films using that new fangled stereophonic sound. The worst 3-D film was probably the best movie, Alfred Hitchcock’s “Dial M for Murder.” The terrific film had but one 3-D moment when Grace Kelly reaches for a pair of scissors to ward off her attacker. The new film, “Journey,” has the most refined 3-D I have ever seen with the exception of IMAX. It was made with nothing more than fun in mind … the most perfect of all this year’s popcorn movies.
The rodeo came and went but what happened to the Whiskerino contest. Guess they stopped the contest as my sister won 10 years in a row.
