President Bill wasn’t lying
Will President Bill Clinton ever forgive me? I thought he was
lying when he said,
”
I did not have sex with that woman.
”
He was talking about Hillary, wasn’t he? Wow, Hillary makes
Nixon seem warm and cuddly.
President Bill wasn’t lying
Will President Bill Clinton ever forgive me? I thought he was lying when he said, “I did not have sex with that woman.” He was talking about Hillary, wasn’t he? Wow, Hillary makes Nixon seem warm and cuddly.
Attended the Holly Hunter Walk of Fame star ceremony on Hollywood Boulevard Friday in front of the Roosevelt Hotel, the site of the first Academy Awards. Steven Spielberg gave a great speech. To me a great speech is any speech under two minutes. Ed Harris gave a gooder speech. His was shorter than Spielberg’s. My favorite Holly Hunter movie is “Broadcast News” and my least favorite is “The Piano,” for which she won the Oscar. That is the one where Harvey Kietel is completely naked. Now Holly in the mude could have won my Oscar. Aye chee waa waa.
When Hedy Lamarr died last week, errrr, I mean Hedly Lamarr as only Harvey Korman could play him in “Blazing Saddles,” the one single person who could crack me up just by looking at him died. Except for Sen. Barack Obama’s friend, the Rev. Father Michael Pfleger, the Catholic priest doing his Hillary impersonation “I am white. I’m entitled.” And religion does have an important vital role in politics … more laughs than the wedding vows in San Francisco.
Still laughing at the Hollister crime blotter about the victim claiming the sexual intercourse took place when asleep. Sounds like my honeymoon.
Hooray! Cheung Sheng, that great Hollister restaurant owned by one of my favorite people, Ellen Fu, has given the profits from May and will do the same in June to the Chinese Earthquake Disaster Fund, through an account opened at San Benito Bank. So please, if you’re going to eat out in June, why not enjoy one of my all-time favorite restaurants knowing that the profits will go to helping earthquake victims. As Ellen said, “the American dollar goes a long way in China.” Wish the American dollar would do the same in America and Hollywood. Aye chee waa waa.
But our government, unlike us, doesn’t know about budgeting. Over two years ago I noted that it costs our government 7 ½ cents to make a nickel so I knew they would come up with a cheaper method. Two years later the government still makes five cents for 7 ½ cents. Why doesn’t Washington listen to me?
The Egyptian Theater in Hollywood is 85 years old and this week one of the films they will show is “Ben Hur,” which had its world premiere there in 1959. The Charlton Heston epic played for over two years at the Egyptian. I can imagine some Hollywood high schooler all excited running home to tell his parents that he got a job as an usher at the Egyptian and he gets a salary but the neato part is “I get to see all the new movies free.” First month “Ben Hur,” ninth month “Ben Hur,” first year “Ben Hur,” second year … As for me I plan to see Ben on the giant wide screen in 400 speaker stereo as God intended and I bet that usher won’t be in attendance.
Being fairly new to Hollywood I am saddened by so much fire, especially when sets from some of my favorite movies go up in flames. Not the Universal Studio fire but last week the couch at Porn Flicks went up in flames. I guess it was bound to happen.
Some papers don’t print Aurelio Zuniga’s letters to the editor because they are way to intelligent for most editors to grasp their significance. I’m glad the Pinnacle does, especially the last where he questions the Board of Supervisors’ commitment or lack of, to do all their business openly as required by the Brown Act. Aurelio’s letters get little attention because he does not engage in name-calling or hyperbole. It is as though we’re twins.
Hey junior crime stoppers! Let’s help the Hollister police. Someone stole a Chihuahua and an inflatable pool from a house on Hawkins Street. Hollister police say they have no suspects. So please look over your neighbor’s fence and see if they have a new inflatable pool while they play with their Chihuahua. Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Put a Raiders’ cap on them and that could be half the population of Hollister. Aye chee waa waa.
