A ditty for those who still aren’t ready for Christmas to
arrive.
(To the tune of “Jingle Bells”:)
Two more days, two more days
Christmas time is near
Those who are not ready yet
Face this fact with fear
Two more days, two more days
Christmas time is near
Those who are not ready yet
Face this fact with fear
Dashing through the mall
With terror in our eyes
We know there’s just a few more hours
For all we have to buy
Yet still we hope and trust
The toys we need are there
Because we’re almost out of steam
And pulling out our hair
Oh, Two more days, two more days
Christmas time is near
Those who are not ready yet
Face this fact with fear
Two more days, two more days
Christmas time is near
Those who are not ready yet
Face this fact with fear
There’s cookies left to bake
And groceries still to buy
The turkey’s in the oven now
We hope it won’t get dry
The family’s on their way
They all are coming soon
We only hope the house is clean
The party starts at noon
Oh, Two more days, two more days
Christmas time is near
Those who are not ready yet
Face this fact with fear
Two more days, two more days
Christmas time is near
To you and yours, from all of us
We send warm holiday cheer
Merry Christmas!
