Celebrities say the darndest things
– about golf
And now for a few of my favorite sayings and quotes.
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My best score ever is 103, but I’ve only been playing 15
years.
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Alex Karras.
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When you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
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Dean Martin.
Celebrities say the darndest things – about golf
And now for a few of my favorite sayings and quotes.
“My best score ever is 103, but I’ve only been playing 15 years.” Alex Karras.
“When you drink don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” Dean Martin.
“Give me my clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner and you can keep my clubs and the fresh air.” Jack Benny.
“I’m hitting the woods great, but I am having a terrible time getting out of them.” Harry Toscano.
“I putted, I missed, I putted, I missed, I putted I missed, I putted, I made it.” Seve Ballesteros, when a reporter asked him how he 4 putted the 12th hole at Augusta National.
“If there were as many books written about sex as there is about golf, the human race would be extinct by now.” Jim Flick.
“The best way to tell whether any golf gadget will help your game is to try to picture Fred Couples using it.” Henry Beard.
“The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned about snow.” Dan Jenkins.
“What do you get when you take a fast, lousy swing and slow it down? You get a slow, lousy swing.” Hank Haney.
“Gambling is a disease, but it is the only disease where you can win a lot of money.” Norm McDonald.
“Rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don’t give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?” Lee Trevino.
“If you could eliminate the occasional bad shot, you would be the first person to do so.” John Jacobs.
“Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds.” Henry Cotton.
“Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.” Henry Beard.
“I’m not good enough to play this bad.” Scott Krause.
Play well.
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